BAM (Bachelor Advanced Metrics) Part 2: Electric Bachaloo
Oh you didn't know? Well now you do.
Anyways, I thought it was important to be able to talk about the new contestants, but I thought it was also important to talk about them in a way that isn't based on their looks, because I felt kinda gross doing that.
The next five:
Part three coming tomorrow
Joe Menjivar is the senior love editor for OMID. He once felt love.