BAM (Bachelor Advanced Metrics) Part 2: Electric Bachaloo

You know your boy loves the Bachelor family of products, you might also be aware that there is a new season coming next month.

Oh you didn't know? Well now you do.

Anyways, I thought it was important to be able to talk about the new contestants, but I thought it was also important to talk about them in a way that isn't based on their looks, because I felt kinda gross doing that. 

Yesterday I discussed the science behind BAM, and went through the first five contestants

The next five:

Part three coming tomorrow


Joe Menjivar is the senior love editor for OMID. He once felt love.