Valentines Day Hump Tunes For You And Your Old Lady To Get Freaky To.

Y'all know what day it is, it's the sexiest day of the year, maybe not the sexiest, but its in the top hundred probably.

Anyways, here is a super sexy playlist guaranteed to get someone pregnant today. Please don't be me, please don't be me, please don't be me.

Think of us when you're knockin' boots later.

 

watch also like this - the Raggae Summer Party Night Mix : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEEtJdwBKCM&feature=share&list=UUt6312GrcwhQAM6e1YeUpeg

A classic hump song that you probably thought was Bob Marley, because everyone thinks every reggae song is Bob Marley, unless of course it's a white guy reggae act.

 

R. Kelly's official music video for 'Ignition (Remix)'. Click to listen to R. Kelly on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/RKSpot?IQid=RKIGN As featured on The Essential R. Kelly. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/RKTEiTunes?IQid=RKIGN Google Play: http://smarturl.it/RKIPlay?IQid=RKIGN Amazon: http://smarturl.it/RKTEAm?IQid=RKIGN More From R.

R Kelly one time put out an album called 12play because  it's 3 times better than foreplay. This is not an endorsement of the man, he seems kinda garbage, but the man knows how to drop a panty.

 

UGK's official music video for 'Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You)'. Click to listen to UGK on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/UGKSpot?IQid=UGKPAD As featured on Underground Kingz.

As you may or may not know, I think about this song like 12 times an hour.

For when you want to slow things down because your back is starting to tighten up because you're falling apart at the seams. Is that just me? Guys, I'm basically a walking corpse.

 

Music video by D'Angelo performing Untitled (How Does It Feel). (P) 2006 Virgin Records America, Inc.. All rights reserved.

Oh, your girl (or fella) too classy for Kellz? Throw on some D'Angello, and pull out your P'Angello. Just don't let them watch the video because they don't need to be reminded what a tubby pile of guts you are.

 

Crítica del disco "Tell 'Em What Your Name Is" (2009) http://apocalypsebrothers.blogspot.com.es/2013/02/critica-tell-em-what-your-name-is-2009.html

Please don't call your valentine 'bitch'

Unless you're both into that.

 

Pitbull's official music video for 'Hotel Room Service'. Click to listen to Pitbull on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/PBSpot?IQid=PHRS As featured on Pitbull Starring in Rebelution.

OK, time to bring the tempo up, and who better than Mister Wolrdwide to speed things up? Take it from me, a certified cool sex man, If you put on some Pitbull  you better bring a poncho.

 

Musicclip mit den ultimativsten tanzbewegungen

Oh boy, I need a cigarette after that.

 

HQ sound sorry for the vid!

Please, call me Shaggy, Mister Boombastic was my fathers name. Is this song sexy? I feel like I don't even know what that means anymore. I dunno. 

 

Werid

This is the song that played as my wife walked down the aisle on out wedding day.

 

I hope this helps get someone laid, but maybe if you need Shaggy to help, there might be some deeper underlying problems in your relationship you need to address. I dunno, I'm not a couples therapist, just a board certified sexpert. Please don't ask to see my credentials.

Here's one last song for everyone else

My face is finished My body's gone And I can't help but think Standing up here in all this applause And gazing down at all the young and the beautiful With their questioning eyes That I must above all things love myself That I must above all things love myself