BREAKING NEWS: OLIVIA ELIMINATED FROM THE BACHELOR. LOVE DECLARED DEAD.

This week on The Bachelor, the unthinkable happened. The day I have been dreading my entire life has finally come, Olivia, the news anchor has been eliminated from love. 

She has over the past 7 weeks provided me with Facebook cover photo's that have gotten as many as 3 likes. I don't have a lot of Bachelor loving friends, which probably means, I don't have many REAL friends. You all hurt me. Anyways, as a celebration of her love journey I have compiled a short slideshow of screenshots I took of Olivia, mostly of her making insane faces.

Warning: there are no pictures of her feet, so if that's what you're looking for, please exit.

Week one, when she unhinged her jaw and swallowed that pony whole. Who can forget that emotional night?

RIP that horse, I can't remember what his name was. Maybe Tyrone?

That time she did an ill-advised and instantly regrettable 'sexy' dance. Why would you do that? Do you think she has like a concussion or something? Like, maybe she hit her head when she was trying to get out of that cake. I dunno.

The cerebral assassin.

It is known that men find nothing sexier than a woman trying to stuff her entire hand into her mouth.

Dip

Probably she has a hairball. Probably a  horses mane.

You know, I make a lot of jokes, but her nose is spectacular.

Resting muppet face

The last time Olivia was ever happy. Probably because flowers are delicious.

Goodnight sweet prince. Rest in power.

Goodbye Olivia, you were pretty hot, your ankles weren't that weird, I never really looked at your feet, because I'm not a psychopath, so I can't speak to the state of them. They're probably fine. You were probably too good for this world., you were the hero we needed.

I'm sad to see your love journey come to an end.