BREAKING NEWS: OLIVIA ELIMINATED FROM THE BACHELOR. LOVE DECLARED DEAD.
This week on The Bachelor, the unthinkable happened. The day I have been dreading my entire life has finally come, Olivia, the news anchor has been eliminated from love.
She has over the past 7 weeks provided me with Facebook cover photo's that have gotten as many as 3 likes. I don't have a lot of Bachelor loving friends, which probably means, I don't have many REAL friends. You all hurt me. Anyways, as a celebration of her love journey I have compiled a short slideshow of screenshots I took of Olivia, mostly of her making insane faces.
Warning: there are no pictures of her feet, so if that's what you're looking for, please exit.
Goodbye Olivia, you were pretty hot, your ankles weren't that weird, I never really looked at your feet, because I'm not a psychopath, so I can't speak to the state of them. They're probably fine. You were probably too good for this world., you were the hero we needed.
I'm sad to see your love journey come to an end.