Top 4 Wolf Based Songs (and 1 Wolf Themed Album) To Spice up Your Sex Life.
Man, wolves are tight, they're like a top ten animal for sure above otters and like right below rattlesnakes. I just realized my deodorant has some sick ass wolves on the label.
Let's start February off right with some cool wolf jams to start the month off right.
She Wolf - Shakira
Shakira gets no respect, probably cause her voice is kinda silly, and probably cause she's called Shakira. No shots at Shakira, my name is about as dumb and I'm way less successful.
Will this song help your sex life? Probably. Shakira definitely gets it in, she has great abs.
Good gravy, she's a bad dancer though.
Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
Werewolves aren't really wolves, they're wolfmen, I get that. But you try digging up songs about just wolves, there are really only like 3 and they're all on this list.
Anyways, this is a pretty dope song about a werewolf that likes to go around London eating Chinese food. I'd like to be his neighbour.
Shouts to Warren Zevon because this song is a panty dropper. True story, one play of this song is worth two R. Kelly albums. It's that potent.
Wolf Like Me - TV On The Radio
For real though, this is a top ten song. A first ballot hall of famer. This tune makes me mad that I didn't write it, and I've never even written a song or shown any inclination to do so. It's just that good.
Pretty sure this song is about doin' it tho.
Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran
Look, I don't even really like this song, or Duran Duran, but I needed another wolf song and I wasn't allowed to use Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,
I feel like all wolf based songs are about humping, ultimately. So, yeah. You and your old lady can probably get down nasty to some Duran Duran. You'd probably be the first people in history to do so.
Hombre Lobo - Eels
Subtitled '12 songs of desire' this is for sure a boning down album. Funny thing is that my strongest memories of this album is driving to Vancouver with your boy Lucas and a girl neither of us humped, or even kissed, or even made physical contact with. We had some pretty deece waffles on the way though. One day I'll go to bonertown, and this will be the soundtrack.
Suggested Hump Track: Lilac Breeze
Is this considered fantasy fantasy?
Helping making your long weekend sexier
Spoiler: They're pretty good.
Do you like underwear? This is a game about underwear.
Time to get spooky.
Want an excuse to get hammered at 6am? Look no further.
Pouring one out for all our homies. Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.
The long awaited conclusion to the two part saga.