Look, I don't mind objectifying objects.
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The Butterfly Effect- A quick survey of the craziest towns in music
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I don't know a whole lot about women, or bugs, what I do know is that you can't have intercourse with a butterfly. At least not in any meaningful way.
Read MoreExamining and meditating on the scat portion of The Spin Doctors' 'Two Princes'
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This might be the dumbest thing I've ever written.
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