Spoooky music for the spookiest time of year. That time is not now, but I'm one for being prepared.
Read MoreI don't know a whole lot about women, or bugs, what I do know is that you can't have intercourse with a butterfly. At least not in any meaningful way.
Read MoreThis might be the dumbest thing I've ever written.
Read MorePlay your part
Read MoreMaybe only like 4 people that read this will care about this half as much as I do (if that's you, shout out to you!)
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